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Sailing Around God's Balls

by Porn To Hula

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Crypt Guard Heavy riffing, stomping rhythms and infectious choruses are paired with a healthy dose of sarcasm, false-bottomed lyrics and gender-bending outfits to provoke the well-established masculine hypocrisy of popular rock music. 'Sailing Around God's Balls' successfully redeemed the weird sexual promise of 'The Planet of the Vaginas' with a well-articulated cock-rock anti-thesis.

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1.
It's always one man, trying to set a landmark, and the imprints always fail to change things for the better, because single ideas reveal simple minds, trying to simplify things to a singular complex that excludes chaos in an awkward attempt to structurize it, despite better knowledge the root of the problem: individual consciousness may this be the word, the message if you want to may this be the sword to cut away your ignorance alike light: you might not discover any structure and it only reveals its true face by agreeing to the fact that you can't face its single pieces still history repeats itself, and some think, that's the way it is. The solution: take things as they are, because they happen to be that way may this be the word, the message if you want to may this be the sword to cut away your ignorance
2.
Sometimes I'm Vincent and the Enterprise at once scanning my needs, then try to avoid them the cause is questioning neccessity in order to escape certainty well, that's not hedonistic, one can say, no but daily urges, manly urges, urges related to my soul appear to be creating monsters in my head now a certain kind of fear, oh tripping, oh, excuse me, sliding, kind of trying, without realising I would rather roll it suits me better, oh it suits me better taking the shadows off the light and draw sharp lines again I raise my left hand, watch it, let it be and each time I know better and remember the tons of burdens that have vanished here and also time seems clearly not predictable tripping, oh, excuse me, sliding, kind of trying without realising I would rather roll it suits me better, oh, it suits me better taking the shadows off the light and draw sharp lines again I raise my left hand, watch it, let it be taking the shadows off the light and draw sharp lines again data determines nothing, it's too predictable taking the shadows... life is so easy sometimes I wonder if you would ever listen.
3.
Well, I'm trying to make an exception, but it's still a man alone on the road. No matter how hard I keep trying, trying don't mean a thing, if it ain't get to doing so I'm doing whatever I can, but there ain't no ability until I will well, I'm willing to break the circle, and my will shall be what I make All hell breaks loose, yeah
4.
Men of good fortune, privateers and gunmen! The captain's speaking Listen and speak up, you got equal vote the quartermaster stands clear for your rights drown the black jack in the hogshead at times howl on the frenchmen let them dance the hempen jig before seeing them to Davy Jones skip on the jolly red, show solid black, let them know, they're alive, but dead Listen and speak up, you got equal vote the quartermaster stands clear for your rights drown the black jack in the hogshead at times howl on the englishmen let them dance the hempen jig before seeing them to Davy Jones skip on the jolly red, show solid black, let them know, they're alive, but dead swing the cutlasses, sing hail to the thieves the souls of deceased men shall be released buccaneers, teach fear of what you don't fear if death brings life to the less forsaken here terrorize the tyrant, shake the throne of god there's a hangman in a golden tunnel shaking with the image of the dwarf next to him reading out his testimonial: Oh, hungry, oh tired, oh long lost friend, oh poor, oh, always denied, oh shadows of a dead end swing the cutlasses, sing hail to the thieves the souls of deceased men shall be released buccaneers, teach fear of what you don't fear if death brings life to the less forsaken here terrorize the tyrant, shake the throne of god
5.
I put my boot on your milestone and there ain't no movin' soon don't look at me like a deflowered virgin 'cause I'm gonna kill you soon got my knife out and slash it in furious rage on you broken bones, broken neck only a dead man will do, yeah only a dead man will love I put your boots on a landmine I'll say 'run' and you will do I'll pour that whiskey and burn it and I'll drown it on you love, vingeance, fury, void I am a redneck with a big .45 bang-bang, your face to pieces, yeah bloodpressure's rising We are sailing, sailing sailing around god's balls
6.
Ferrari, power-chill my spine Don Johnson's white Miami Vice That stuff's so good, it puts a chill down on my spine makes me slippery like my wet hair you got no gold card, that's not fair I hate the 80's that goddamned kitchen cleaning robots the instant soup, the swedish vodka I hate the 80's hairspray, spray-back time platinum androgynes, plastic bottles and seven-strings horror sequels surprise, you're dead bang-bang, you're dead but I love Freddy K. I hate the 80's that goddamned kitchen cleaning robots the instant soup the swedish vodka I hate the 80's
7.
And Judas nodded, 'cause he understood: someone had to do what had to be done the occidental tragedy: death is believed to bring the only relief ...so boring! 100million dead men walking that's something remarkable to mention and here's another myth: don't need no reason to believe because I do know and I can see with my eyes wide and blind of love and so.... so boring! 100million dead men walking that's something remarkable to mention
8.
Colosseum 04:15
Well, we gotta stick around at home and watch these things again tell us there can't be no change see how this really ends There ain't no fire in the streets thus no fire in the hearts everyone bought out of this with economic stats just give 'em rope give 'em enough the cheapest dope when it gets tough there's always one who's got it worse at least not last if not the first well it's a miracle that we are still around we keep on doing what we're doing and we do it right well, it's no miracle we will be going on and we decide when it's the time to fight real rock is between the lines twist it, you will see it and, by the way, the kings are us in the Collosseum I used to be the happy kid no one would bother me no money in my hand but perspectives, living free well, one thing hasn't changed but my perspectives they are gone but I have to fight agaist the fear If future I want one well it's a miracle that we are still around we keep on doing what we're doing and we do it right well, it's no miracle we will be going on and we decide when it's the time to fight

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released September 10, 2011

recorded at Kapu Studio by Phil Sicko. produced by Porn To Hula. mastered by ismirschlecht. layout 100k.
Thanks for sailing under our flag: God's Balls, KV Kapu, Trost Records
Extra thanks to Naomi Powers.

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